“Liam’s a man now,” the fandom sighed with a chorus of sobs.
Meanwhile, Liam is refusing to consume any alcohol and instead devotes his time to convince everyone that he is truly Batman in disguise, but he can’t have any of his ‘cakeyyy’ yet because his ‘daddy’ makes him eat his vegetables first.
Liam Payne is not a man.
He is the man.

- K